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I took the test!!!
I lied though. lol
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A mixture of hysterical and terrifying.... He looked amused the second it was spraying him in the face, but afterwards he got pissed off when he wasn't given a reason to why he was squirted on. Poor Tom, you'd think he'd be used to getting things squirted on his face.
Squirt, I mean Click.
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
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I fell out of my chair laughing at this one! Shepard Smith, a reporter for FOX News slipped up in an entertainment segment about J-Lo's (this is dated) new single "Jenny from the Block."
Click.
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| Subject: | Packin' up. |
| Time: | 4:05 am. |
| Mood: |  determined. | | Music: | 80s - Johnny Hates Jazz - Shattered Dreams. |
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Welp, time to start packin' up the shizzle in my hizzle. lol Seriously though in exactly 14 days I'll be out of here. Luckily most of my things are still basically packed. All I need to do it take down everything off my walls and box that stuff up. I'm going to miss my leopard print walls. I'm using the soft velor material to make a cover for my new sofa/bed. It's a fold out and it's ... PINK. Not even a really attractive pink, more like a dead pale washed out sun bleached old lady pink. So I have plenty of leopard material to make covers for the sofa it's self and covers for the cushions. I'm also going to have to say good bye to my wall mural. I have a mural on my wall made up of all different sizes of photos of celebrities that I admire or have the hots for. From Elvira to Jennifer Love Hewitt, to Travis Fimmel to Taylor Hanson and Yvonne DeCarlo. It's about seven feet long by almost three feet tall and it stretches across the wall. At my new place my wall space will be limited and I'm going for a more retro look. I have some really awesome gold, antique picture frames, like giant ones you'd see in old houses. I'm going to put my posters in them and hang those up instead.
I have been tossing ideas back and forth among my friends about what sort of wall treatments I will use. First though I have to rip down crappy wood paneling, the drop ceiling (yeah it's going to go, no more night sky) and put up sheet rock. Simply because it just has to be done. Then we have to renovate the laundry room which will become my new bathroom. I'll start renovations and such in the first week of July and hope to be completely finished with everything in place by late September early October. I'm going to get rid of my old furniture to. None of it matches, it's mostly all antique wood tone (because they are real antiques). I'm going to get black furniture, dresser, tables etc. I think a gloss lacquer black with leopard print and such will look better. I just have to figure out the color tones to use on the walls.
Yeah I know you're thinking "What a fag!" All this about remodeling a room... well if you don't care then why are you reading? lol
Anyways, I'm gonna split, I have so much to do that isn't even related to moving that I have to get moving on as well. Later
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| Subject: | New digs... |
| Time: | 12:01 pm. |
| Mood: |  crazy. | | Music: | Glass Tiger - Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone. |
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And no, I'm not referring to a graveyard there. lol Yet again we're starting a move, however this time it's my mother's final move. She's gotten a house and it's in a great neighborhood in a culdesack (that word almost makes my mind think of dirty things, I dunno why, maybe because it has 'sack' in it lol) and it's nice and quiet in a good area of town. One of the ultra best parts about the place is it's less than (or about) ten minutes away from Jacki. Trust me, you have no idea how happy I will be knowing I'm not that far away anymore from my best friend. Hopefully it will mean us hanging out more, having lived so much farther away from her in the past made us actually getting the ability to hang out VERY difficult.
The only semi-bad parts about the new place are as follows:
The neighbors on one side are Mexican. Now don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Mexicans, I just can't stand their choices in paint when they paint their houses, their music (which they blast) and the fact that their yards generally are very... trashy. Not to mention that they leave up their Christmas decor all year long, and just don't plug it in. Hello! You take that stuff DOWN after the New Year! UGH. And what the frick is up with painting your shudders OLD LADY BLUE and your front doors CANARY YELLOW?! For shit sake, that alone just killed the property value by a few hundred thou!
We plan on planting MANY shrubs and trees between our house and theirs... and we're praying they move... SOON. lol
Second on the not so cool part about the new place:
My room is a friggin shoe box. It's not very big at all, in fact I think it's the same size if not a wee bit smaller than the room I had at my older Apartment (The one before this one, scroll down and you'll see me talking about moving out of THAT place too). Not only is it small, I have no bathroom. It's in the furnished basement, and the only other bathroom accesable to me is the guest bathroom up on the second floor (one and a half floors up). Attached to my room is the laundry room, we think there may be a septic line under the floor, so if there is we'll be able to install a toilette in there and hook up a sink and shower to the laundry water lines. Mom plans on moving the washer and dryer out to the garage. If I can get that laundry room made into a good bathroom then I'll be able to handle the small room.
Now the cool thing about owning a house (for those of you who've never lived in one or owned one) is that you can paint and do whatever you want to it. Unfortunately my room has a dropped ceiling. Which is the kind of ceiling you see in office buildings, the metal frame work with foam core panels fitted in like tiles. It even has a fluorescent light fixture (gags). The walls are wood paneling (but not the nice kind, I'm talking cheapo crap) that has been slopped over with white paint... in an attempt to make the room look bigger (nice try). Well I plan on ripping out the paneling and putting up sheet rock. The ceiling has to stay, because behind (above it) in the sub ceiling is all the vents and duct work for the air and heat for the upstairs master bedroom. So to make the ceiling more tolerable I'll be drilling holes, spraying it all midnight blue, dusting it with white to make clouds and mounting cool indoor lights inside the panels on a modulating flicker switch and dimmer knob so at night the room will look like it has stars in the ceiling... like the night sky.
It's going to be a real task to get it the way I want, and I'll probably end up sleeping in one of the tiny ass guest rooms upstairs for a few months, but when it's finished (until we expand that part of the house) it will be 10 times nicer than it is now.
Anyways, I've gotta split, we're moving boxes out (can you believe some of this shit we never got unpacked from the old place?!) to the new house.
Toodles
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| Time: | 10:59 am. |
| Mood: | cheerful. |
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
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Just thought I'd post a photo of me and Jennifer from this past Saturday night (May 14th). We attending Twinkledome, which was the first of it's kind celebrating a very good friend of mine's 40th Birthday. It was a costume party and costumes were required, so Jen and I went as Patsy and Eddy from "Absolutely Fabulous" a hysterical Britt Comedy starring Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders. You should look for it on BBC America on cable. You'll love it!
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Wonder Woman!
Hell yeah, the boxed set DVD's of the complete SECOND season of Wonder Woman arrived today. I've been vegin' out in front of the TV today watchin' Lynda... I'm tellin' you great childhood memories. I can remember rushing inside after pulling up with my mom at home after school to watch Wonder Woman. My mother was a police officer back then and wore her long brunette hair up in a bun and I used to beg her to twirl around and let the bun fall down like Lynda's did on the show. I'd tell everyone my mom was Wonder Woman. I was crazy. lol
Anyways, headin' out in an hour or two, to film locations for a new independent horror movie I'm putting together with my friend Preston. It should be interesting.
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Thursday, April 7th, 2005
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For those who missed it, here are some shots of me on MTV's Room Raiders "Beauty and the Freaks." I'll add quicktime clips in the next day or so and more stills later on tonight. Enjoy!
      
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The episode of Room Raiders on MTV that I was in is coming on Thursday (April 7) at 4pm Eastern time. So if anyone wants to see my room, tune in! I'd post more but I'm out of town still and on a deadline.
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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For Orlando! LOL The last post I made I was heading out to do work and now I'm going again. I leave on Saturday or Sunday, I'm not sure which. Heading down to do some more work. I'll take some pictures if I see anything exciting.
On an entirely different topic, Hanson was just in town doing two college appearances. One at Emory University and the other at Georgia State. It was... interesting to say the least. Taylor apparently felt he needed to cuss every other word but I guess it makes him feel manly... Everyone else just thought he looked like a dumbass saying 'fuck' every other word.
Here are two photos, one of me with Taylor at Emory, and then one of me with Zac at Georgia State.
The damn camera I used that day wasn't mine and it blurred if you breathed wrong which we can attribute the soft focus effect to.
Thankfully at GSU Chloe used her camera and the photo is amazing.
P.S. Yes I'm wearing eyeliner in the photo with Taylor. lol
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Sunday, January 30th, 2005
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For Orlando that is. Heading down to do some work... should be fun. If all goes as usual I'll get to hit up Universal Studios and Universal Islands of Adventure when I'm down there. I'll be leaving Tues. Morning at 11am and be coming back Monday of the following week. I'll take my camera and a video camera and if I have anything cool to show, I'll post it when I get back.
Here are the pics of my sister from Halloween.... The costume turned out ... pretty friggin' good I'd say. Heh
 
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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
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| Subject: | Ugh... |
| Time: | 1:08 am. |
| Mood: |  frustrated. | | Music: | Huey Lewis - Power Of Love (Back to the Future Soundtrack). |
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I'm going into my DeLorean fix again... I'm going to loose my mind.
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Monday, January 3rd, 2005
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| Subject: | Quiz |
| Time: | 7:47 pm. |
| Mood: |  restless. | | Music: | Britney Spears Toxic (Blooshy & Avant Intoxicated Remix). |
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Got bored, decided to take some:
IT LIES!!!! It SO LIES! lol
 You Are a Cyberslut!You orgasm online, and you come back for more. When it comes to internet sex, you're a whore! Logging off? Make sure to take that toy out of your butt! You don't want the real world to know that you're a cyberslut. Are *You* a Cyberslut? |
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Saturday, January 1st, 2005
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Well thankfully the Chicken Pox made a highly anticipated, greatly appreciated exit just 48 hours ago. The last of the 'pox' went dormant and the itching faded into a memory. Giving me enough time to gain strength enough to go out to dinner New Years Eve with my mother and sister, then come home and ring in the New Year with my best friend Jennifer and her husband Jeff, along with my mom and sister. Here are some photos... you'd never know I had been covered in spots just days before....
More after the cut.
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Saturday, December 25th, 2004
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POX.
That's what it is, not the flu, not a cold, Chicken Pox. My friend Melanie who came down with it almost two weeks ago is just now recovering. I had been inoculated when I was a small child, however it turns out that inoculation doesn't prevent Chicken Pox, it simply makes them less severe if you ever DO get them.
Well I have them. My entire chest and most of my face and much of my back is covered in red blistery bumps. It looks like I have the friggin' plague.
I could handle this all good and well right now, you know, because I've been through immense pain before with all other types of sicknesses and such. However when someone you really care about, someone you consider a very good, very close very important friend doesn't seem to give two shits about you being sick... well that sort of makes every little ache and pain hurt even more.
Especially when you call them up and they brush you off because they're having company over. "Oh hey, what's up," Before you can actually explain what you're doing at that moment "Listen I have to go ________ just got here, okay?" This same person who the night before stood them up and treated them like crap.
It's just bullsh!t. I'm sick of them both and feel like they just belong together even though NEITHER of them can be honest to save their lives.
I'm going to bed, the medicine has kicked in and the calamine lotion has made the itchies go away.
Merry Friggin' Christmas.
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No amount of money will have it in your hands before tomorrow. Damnit. Why the frig is everyone in the friggin nation buying the new slim PS2's anyway?! Why the frig didn't Sony get off it's stupid @ss and make enough of the damn things to go around?! Personally the people who decide the production count for this type of things should spend christmas in a Taiwannese sweat shop in loin cloths soddering more PS2's together. Lil bitches.
Sorry, it's obvious I'm grumpy... okay I know! But come on! I dunno about you kids but I sure as sh!t remmeber when NOTHING went out of stock when I was a kid. They had TWICE the amount of every toy in stock back in the day. Now it's like... ugh whatever.
Enough ranting about the damn PS2. I'm also in a bad mood because I'm sick. I've had a fever and sore muscles out the wazoo.
I started writing this like way earlier in the day, and now I'm about to head to bed. Even though I feel like shit, I do feel the warmth of Christmas, time to go to sleep and wake up in the morning... hopefully I won't feel like roadkill.
Merry Christmas.
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Saturday, December 11th, 2004
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| Subject: | A-hoy! |
| Time: | 1:55 am. |
| Mood: | ecstatic. | | Music: | 80's Music - Rock You Like a Hurricane. |
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A-hoy and arrrg and all that jazz! It's just a few minutes before 2AM Eastern Time and I thought I'd post a little message to keep you updated. In five hours I'll be on a plane headed to La-La Land... For those of you out of the old time lingo loop that means Hollywood. Land of Stars, City of Dreams and .... botox. ;)
Heading out for casting in Pirates of the Carribean 2 & 3. Should be a blast. Gonna soak up Hollyweird for a few days and head on back home.
Room Raiders new season starts next month, once I know the dates my episode will be on I'll post here. I know so many of you can't get enough of me. (Insert sarcasim)
Anyways, I've gotta finish packing, and get the last details squared away...
Later peeps!
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